HEDGEFUNS CAPITAL
"Maximizing volatility for fun and no profit since 2024."
Our Strategy
- High-frequency meme arbitrage.
- Leveraged hedgehog-based derivatives.
- Shorting logic. Longing chaos.
Assets Under Confusion
$420,690,000 (imaginary)
Memeformance
-32% YOY, but morale is up
Our Hedgehogs
Trained in chaos theory and Photoshop
Official Token Address
3sfLE37Sb9Ujb4hw3S98WPkq7UmFpMEu1xniQUAWpump